Special issue of bullshit!!

Have u ever heard of a special issue of bullshit? Well I get it everyday...

I'll update it to u guys soon...

how to tie your shoe

dad : first you make two bunny ears...
son : why bunnies?
dad : it has to be bunnies!
son : I don't want bunnies. I'm a boy.. boys don't do bunnies!
dad : it must be bunny ears!!
son : fine! but I want it to be laser beam eyed, fire breathing, nasty bunny.
dad :.fine. fire breathing, nasty bunny ears.
son : don't forget the laser eyes.
dad : ok! pay attention!! then the bunny goes around the tree...
son : what kind if tree?
dad : I don't know...any kind.
son : I want a tree like the ones in those lord or the rings movies.
dad : WHATEVER! then the bunny....
son : laser eyed, fire breathing, nasty bunny..
dad : huh... laser eyed, fire breathing, nasty bunny goes into the hole... DONT ASK WHAT HOLE! ITS A DARK GLOOMY HOLE WITH FIRE AROUND IT AND BARBED WIRE ALL THROUGH TO THE BOTTOM SO THE LASER EYED, FIRE BREATHING, NADTY, UGLY, CRAZY, GOD DAMN FUCKING BUNNY DIES AND NEVER COMES OUT EVER AGAIN!
son : dad, you're over reacting.. theres no such thing... relax.... let the cute bunny go and buy yourself a pair of those stick on shoes... poor bunny....

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paintball in my life

Paintball Passion

I just LOVE Paintball!!

My Life as seen by my beloved (PART 1)

There are many things in my life that had been so excruciating that it often made me do somethings i shouldn't do or go somewhere that i shouldn't go. it sometimes make me stand onone leg with my hands behind my back (try doing it and see how long you'll last).

Sometimes i think to myself... "HOW ON EARTH DID YOU MANAGE TO SMILE?"...

then I answered back... "SIMPLE...I hid all those negative stuff inside... so deep inside that even I couldn't find it myself"...

And of course my BELOVED... Yes.. there are tons of problems that we've passed through either together or by ourselves... But for me, i have my stand... and i tend to keep my stance as strong as i can no matter how things come along. she may think that all these times i didn't care for her or maybe not showing her that sufficient amount of love... but i guess that's for me to know and for her to see.... because in my view, the minute you start asking for more, it will never end... even when you have got MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDLE.

I believe in Murphy's Law.... because "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong"... its perfectly true. Which brings us to one question :"WHAT ON EARTH MAKES US THINK THAT THERE ARE SUCH THING AS PERFECT?". I know I'm human. Others should know that too because "PEOPLE ARE JUST PEOPLE" even the best human being make mistakes.... but why are people so DAMN DEMANDING?.. i mean ask yourself this; when have you never say "I WANT THIS"?. well, its fine if you are saying that phrase to motivate yourself to be more efficient on something or whatever... but how many times in your remembered life have you said those words to someone other than yourself?.. saying such, do you realize that each time you say it, deep down inside you are craving for more of it... wanting to say it more often?... (OUCH!!)

I myself have been in those pair of shoes... one day it clicked me... and it clicked me so hard that it turned my life around..literally ... i then realized that that shouldn't be my way... now i still say those words; "I WANT THIS"... but in a more undemanding nature... where i say it and wait.... if the other party wants to give, then HOORAY!! but if they decided not to, then...MOVE ON and pray a bit for a change of heart... heheh.. who knows huh?

Thats how I operate... and when people are dealing with me... i tend to make them understand... (again, WITH NO MAJOR OBLIGATION). And this goes all around... Work, Family, LOVE, Friendship.

"THE BEST THING IN LIFE IS LIFE ITSELF"... i just love this saying... i say it everyday... and i don't mind sharing it with others... i love life... and since i don't have much... i plan to get it moving in a fashion that i may enjoy it....

My love life is complicated... being in a middle of something that is somewhat UNSURE, makes me see things so blurry... I'm not sure where i stand.. I'm not sure where I'm heading... I'm not sure if i take one path from another, what consequences i would face......

My better half doesn't seem to understand it... she kept saying that I'm neglecting her, that I'm not true to her, and I'm seeing someone else....

I love her... so very much that all i ever think of is how to get to her... given the distance between us, I often eat my heart out just thinking of her.

I don't know how to describe this situation I'm in.... with this Gap, her thinking of things about me negatively, its a problematic situation... thats all i can say.... but trust me when i say.... I NEVER STOPPED LOVING HER....

Cheers!!

Christmas as a way to know each other.

I've celebrated christmas this year with my family. And its a warm and well celebration indeed. But in my head, theres this bug that kept pounding. Its the idea of my muslim friends can't wish me merry christmas because it would bring sin tk them... what the??!!

But then i was a bit relieved when i read the new sabah times paper dated 25 december 2011. The headline wrote "SPEND CHRISTMAS TO UNDERSTAND FELLOW M'SIANS BETTER". You can read it through www.1malaysia.com.my blog.

Im not going to elaborate the sin issue any further. We can all think of it together.... let me know what you think....

All and all, merry christmas every 1malaysia!!

The more u give, the more others take, the lesser you have

People often say "the more you give, the more you get". But i disagree.

I've been around for quite some times now. I guess nowadays you can say its been long since its a rapid going world now and the above terms arent that true anymore... Its more to "you give more and must get lesser than less." If you get more, you must give it away. Dang!!

Politik? Nda la kaliiiii...

Blogger politik.....? Saya ni blogger juga... Tapi... Mau menulis pasal politik.... Sya rasa blom mau la... Sya mula as a freelance writter... FREE from anything. No attachments on anything. Jadi biarla semua FREE. Apa sya mau tulis, sya tulis. Orang lain mau main politik, main la. Jangan ja mengganggu lubang pantat sya, sudah.

Speaker yg ada sekarang di depan sya... In some way, very respectful. Tapi semua macam evolve dari free writter, pi jadi political writter. What the?? Sya pun akan jadi begitu ka ah?? Matai!!

Tapi sya lebih selesa untk menulis something yang saya rasa SEMUA boleh baca tanpa ada apa2 rasa diskriminasi atau apa pun.

Well guys, kalau pun saya start menulis pasal politics, party, leaders.... Sa harap tiada la yang saya tulis yang panas telampau.....tapi... Paaaaalis-palis... Belum la sya mau menulis pasal POLITIK. Lagi syok menulis pasal benda yang sya suka.

Such as PAINTBALL!!!